Round The Fuckers Up

Paris and Nicole are set to publicly make up on air, on The David Letterman Show he has agreed to have the two on and see if he can work this shit out, this shall be interesting indeed. We can look forward to this in September sourced

Woody Allen still wants to fuck Scarlett Johansson, can I puke now please? He has drenched her twice now, so apparently she wants to drench him.

Tom Cruise and Kate (puke) Holmes are going to tie the knot in a sekrit ceremony, perhaps this weekend. Their fake baby will be there as well sourced

I know kids it's a sad round up there's just not too much going on! Tomorrow will bring better gossip child.