Box Office Shite For The Day

So we can't do our box office totals yet but I have been to see a few of the new stinkers that are out there!

Last night we ventured off for a viewing of John Tucker Must Die, a cute movie that was a bit better than I thought it would be I suppose Jesse Metcalfe played the all highschool asshole pretty well but I was more interested in his "deep" brother, but we'll come back to that.

John Tucker = notorious slut, captain of the basketball team, has three girlfriends, parents are freaking loaded and he is wanted by all. Enter Brooke from OTH and girl from the Pacifier, as well as Ashanti and girl I've never seen before and we've got trouble.

Pacifier is new in town, her mom played by Jenny McCarthy is a freaking slut and everytime Skip dumps her she moves to a new town. Well enter a John Tucker's hometown and 3 very pissed off girls who all find out they are dating him. Let the games begin, Pacifier agrees to help Brooke, Ashanti and bobble head destroy John Tucker. Enter some lame pranks that actually benefit John and John dumping all 3 original girlfriends.

Enter hot brotha. He befriends Pacifier and becomes her lab partner, they've got amazing chemistry blah blah but the next stage of the plan is for Pacifier to date John, make him fall in love and then crush his heart. Enter Pacifier feeling bad about the entire thing and becoming a big bitch to her Mom etc. So she pulls out of the plan but the other 3 girls expose the plan. Voila. You've got a Pacifier in love with the broesph who won't speak to her. John not speaking to anyone. And three pissed of single girls. In the end they all make nice, and John tells his next two girlfriends about eachother. Well it was okay, the hot brotha was the best part for me because I am a slut. I laughed, cried and nearly killed some members of the audience. There were far too many annoying bitches there.

Enter next movie I saw this week My Super Ex-Girlfriend

Now this movie was okay, I actually had to sit through it twice and I didn't fall asleep but still not overly amazing. Uma Thurman aka G-Girl aka Jenny is your average girl who works in a museum she's just also a blonde super hero. Enter Luke Wilson aka Matt Saunders who is an architect who works downtown New York. Boy meets girl, is rejected by girl, saves her purse from a robber, girl does boy. Uma does a really good job at playing an ugly psycho which is great. This relationship was a stinker right from the beginning much like the movie. She immediately tells Wilson about her super powers (she can fly and is indestructable) and chaos insues.
You see Wilson loves Anna Faris aka Hannah from the office, so he dumps G-Girl who proceeds to wreck all of his shit. Well shit son that sucks.

Enter annoying bestfriend ironically named Vaughn who I am convinced is a gay man but he does make a lot of vulgar straight jokes. Enter G-Girls gay nemesis aka her higschool boyfriend and you can figure out the rest yourself.